EVERY Arsenal fan’s WhatsApp group every weekend. Names have been changed.

TOP GOONERS

Joe: I don’t care how we play today, as long as we win.

Baz: If we win this one, and they don’t win their game – I think we’ve done it.

Dave: Why isn’t he starting Dowman?

Joe: Yeah, not sure about Saka this season, but winning is all that matters today.

Joe: This is pretty boring isn’t it, just waiting for a corner.

Dave: I’d bring Dowman in.

Baz: If we get one, we’ll probably get two.

Baz: Chelsea are losing.

Joe: Oh my God, something happen.

Joe: Martineli can’t shoot, and what’s happened to Odegaard? Arteta has his favourites.

Joe: Just kick it in the goal. How hard can it be? Have a shot.

Dave: Bring Dowman on.

Olly: You guys don’t understand, the midfield pivot frees up space for Havertz. Inverted full backs means we are both defensively solid, but strong going forward.

Joe: I’m bored out of my mind.

Baz: If we lose this, then City lose – it’ll be even worse losing this.

Olly: How does that work out?

Baz: Liverpool are losing.

Dave: Is Dowman only going to get 10 minutes?

Joe: Goooaooall. Corner again. Get in.

Joe: Set piece FC. Don’t care.

Joe: 1-0.

Dave: Dowman now, surely?

Baz: Burnley are losing.

Joe: Why is this last 20 minutes so tense? We should be 8-0 up already.

Joe: What are you doing Raaaya? Just boot it clear.

Joe: Good save, Raya.

Baz: If we hold onto this and win the next three, I think we’ll do it.

Joe: F me, that was close.

Joe: F me they’ve equalised. F-it. Every time.

Baz: Spurs are losing.

Dave: Spurs are losing

Joe: Spurs are losing.

Olly: Spurs are losing.