Stanley Johnson. Photo: Mark Rusher

• WHEN I saw in a TV schedule that former Primrose Hill resident Stanley Johnson was to feature in a programme called I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, I naturally thought it was going to be about the impact of HS2 on local homeowners in our benighted borough.

No doubt you can imagine my surprise and disappointment when it turned out to be yet another dreadful cookery/fine dining programme.

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