Health secretary Matt Hancock

• IT’S about time Matt Hancock took a sabbatical and returned to school where most of his delivery seems to come from, to reclaim his short trousers and gobstoppers.

Oh he can’t they’re shut! Is he not aware that the public can see through the infantile lies and the general lack of feeling undergirding his egotistical and ambitious blabber?

The only reason the PM appears to choose such inept ministers is so that they don’t threaten him and so make him appear to be half capable so he can keep doing what he does best – grinning with a kind of masked, indulgent, narcissistic, unfeeling, and superior pride!

SUE HENEGHAN, NW1