Published: 2 February, 2012
by RICHARD OSLEY

HOW Sunday afternoon panned out in the mind of the average Arsenal fan… 4pm Come on Arsenal, let’s win the FA Cup.

We can still win the FA Cup.

We can.

Please.

Please, please.

4.20pm Nothing is happening.

I’m nervous.

Let’s get a goal please.

Come on.

I wonder if Walcott realises that Oxlade-Chamberlain is better than him.

4.30pm Are you kidding me?

Are you actually kidding me?

Villa’s first effort on target and they score.

What is going on with this defence?

It wasn’t like this when we had Tony Adams.

Buy somebody, Wenger, you tight (words removed for legal reasons).

4.44pm You idiots.

You crummy, stupid idiots.

2-0 down against Aston flubby Villa.

In the FA Cup.

The one trophy you stand a quarter chance of winning.

And Robbie Keane plays for them.

4.45pm Wenger must go.

4.46pm Wenger must go.

4.47pm Wenger must go.

5pm Do you think Jose Mourinho would actually come to Arsenal?

Really?

Would be a bit embarrassing begging him to come.

5.08pm GOLAZO!

Not over yet.

You can always rely on Robin van Persie.

5.11pm GOLAZO!

Never in doubt.

What a finish by Theo Walcott.

Off his side or something.

Who cares?

Never in doubt.

5.16pm GOLAZO!

We are winning.

What just happened.

We are actually winning.

5.17pm Thank the sky Aston Villa have just given us that.

5.30pm This Arsenal team is brilliant, amazing.

Superb.

What beautiful people.

5.45pm Why do people even think about wanting Wenger to go?

I’d never think that.

What idiots they are.

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