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One literary prize authors don’t want

A COMPUTER programming manual has pipped the Louis De Bernieres bestseller Captain Corelli’s Mandolin to scoop the unwanted title of Camden’s most frequently lost or stolen adult library book.
A Freedom of Information Act request by the New Journal has revealed that a dozen copies of MS-DOS 6 Explained by N Kantaris and PRM Oliver are missing – one more than the De Bernieres novel which was turned into a hit Hollywood movie starring Nicholas Cage in 2001.
The Town Hall does not record a figure for how much it spends replacing lost or stolen books.
Devotees of the Beat writer Jack Kerouac might not be surprised to learn that his 1957 masterpiece On the Road is the fourth most stolen book. And Mad Frank, the memoirs of former east end gangster Frankie Fraser makes perhaps an unsurprising entry as the 11th most stolen book, just three places ahead of his contemporaries in John Pearson’s The Rise And Fall Of The Krays.
Copies of Witchcraft: A Beginner’s Guide (30th most stolen) and Magician (37th) presumably flew from the shelves under a spell. Anyone caught stealing the fifth most missing book, First English Grammar, will at least be able to address the judge in the finest Queen’s English.
But employers checking over the resumés of thieves of the sixth most missing book, Preparing Your Own CV, might be less inclined to hire them if they knew the full facts.
And it is unclear what maths teachers would make of their students running off with Brian Speed’s GCSE Mathematics guide, the ninth most stolen book.
The most borrowed book, Dan Brown’s blockbuster The Da Vinci Code, entered the list at number 35.
A Town Hall press official said: “With over two million people using Camden’s libraries last year, unfortunately some books will go missing, including those some people steal.”
“Camden Council does all it can to prevent this, with the majority of the borough’s libraries having electronic security systems in place, and CCTV in some libraries.”

Top ten missing Camden library books

• Noel Kantaris – MS-DOS 6 Explained.
• Louis De Bernieres – Captain Corelli’s Mandolin.
• Thomas Harris – Red Dragon.
• Jack Kerouac – On The Road.
• Celia Blissett – First English Grammar.
• Rebecca Corfield – Preparing Your Own CV.
• Howard Marks – Mr Nice Guy.
• Ray Williams – Mathematics.
• Patricia Cornwell – Cruel and Unusual.
• Zadie Smith – White Teeth.
 



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