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One Week with John Gulliver
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He could have been describing Fallujah
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WITH the 60th anniversary of the end of World War II almost
on us I took down an old paperback from my shelves by a war novelist,
now, unfortunately, a forgotten writer, called Dan Billany.
Billany (pictured right), grew up in the poverty of the back-streets
of Hull, educated himself in evening classes, and blossomed into
a fine, sensitive novelist.
Taken prisoner in Italy in the war, he was found dead in mysterious
circumstances in 1944 after, apparently, tackling an informer
who had been helping the Germans. He was 27.
Later, two manuscripts of his were found in the camp the
one I read, The Trap, was published, unrevised, after the war.
The tragedy suarrounding the writers life was enough to
draw me to his last testament. But the vitality and lyricism that
bounce off the pages of The Trap make him, in my eyes, one of
the most significant writers of the last half of the 20th century.
His description of the cruelty and senselessness of a German bombing
raid of a Cornish town made me turn again and again to his searing
passages describing the blasphemy of force..
Amidst the rubble of what was once a family home, he finds blankets,
sheets and mattresses stiff with blood.
Bitterly he writes: This was the practical issue of the
conferences of statesmen
of high principles and councils
of war
this was what the talk of Empire and Sovereignty and
Fatherland and Motherland really meant. This was how they solved
their problems. Just this.
For the words Empire, Sovereignty and Motherland substitute the
words Freedom, Liberation and Weapons of Mass Destruction and
we are in Tony Blairs adventure in Iraq.
The Trap drew me back to the bloody war in that tragic country,
and the savage bombing of Fallujah.
High praise indeed from our Dame Jane

Camden Council leader, Dame Jane Roberts |
SHE rarely has a good word to say about Tory-controlled councils
in public, often lambasting Conservative performance in neighbouring
Westminster.
But a secret letter I have uncovered shows that in private correspondence
Camdens Labour leader Dame Jane Roberts reserves admiration
for her Tory counterparts.
Using the Freedom of Information Act, I have found that Cllr Roberts
was quick to write to Simon Milton, leader of Conservative-held
Westminster, to congratulate him on winning the Local Government
Chronicles Council Of The Year prize in 2004.
In a gushing letter, Cllr Roberts said: This is wonderful
news for Westminster, for its residents and indeed for London.
This prestigious award is fiercely sought by many but achieved
by few and to a large extent your strong and effective leadership
has brought about the recognition that Westminster deserves.
The Town Hall leader added: I know what high levels of competition
you would have faced to get this award and you can be justly proud
that all the hard work and commitment put in by you and your team
has been recognised in this way.
The praise in her letter was only tempered when Cllr Roberts reminded
Cllr Milton of Camdens own Council Of The Year success in
2003.
She said: If I might be allowed to make the somewhat inevitable
comment, it may seem that Westminster are following in Camdens
footsteps. But then you may point out that on this occasion, Westminster
emerged as an outright winner. (Camden shared the award
with another local authority.)
Councillor Piers Wauchope, the leader of the Tories in Camden,
said: There is no doubt Westminster has some thing that
Camden does not have good leadership, sensible policies
and low council tax.
The phoniest of phoney events
I had a hundred questions for Gordon Brown the man
who, single-handedly, has brought invincibility to our economy.
There he was at Corams Fields in Bloomsbury for an election
quickie quick pictures, quick soundbites.
I had been promised a quick one-to-one with Brown (pictured) by
a top Labour official.
But what are political promises worth these days? A one-to-one?
I couldnt get near the man surrounded by bodyguards and
bouncers. Nor could any of the other journos.
Dodging the pack of journalists in the room, he scooted off into
a waiting car followed by an eager band of journos as if we werent
there. But I, like them, couldnt even shout a question at
him as bouncers blocked the way.
Earlier, Brown had taken questions from a hand-picked group of
Labour luvvies.
Later, you werent able to tell from the TV news-casts what
a phoney event it had been.
Betsys sideways look at Hollywood
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I WAS charmed to meet actress Betsy Blair (pictured above)
last week at the London Review Bookshop in Bloomsbury, still sprightly
despite her 81 years and her fondness for cigarettes.
She was to be interviewed by critic Andrew OHagan about
her Hollywood memoir, The Memory of All That a book Ive
no doubt movie buffs will pore over looking for insights into
the wolfish charms of hr ex-husband Gene Kelly.
She starred in the classic 1955 comedy Marty, still to this day
the only film to win both the Oscar for Best Picture and the Palme
DOr at Cannes. And, she tells me, she flies next week to
Cannes to be on the jury for Un Certain Regard the
category for young experimental filmmakers.
Its my favourite category, the films are more
she searches for the mot juste
arty.
I like my films arty.
Joining her on the jury is Hollywood wunderkind director Alexander
Payne, currently feted for his grown-up road movie Sideways, and
maker of About Schmidt.
I still havent seen Sideways, she said. I
suppose I should fit that in before I meet him.
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Secure at last?
AT last the council has installed a new back door to the former
Greenland Road community centre in Camden Town (pictured).
For months the broken lock on the door allowed alcoholics and
drug addicts to use the backyard of a community centre the council
controversially close down 18 months ago in order to save money.
After highlighting this little scandal in my column council carpenters
turned up last week to put in a new door.
Neighbours had turned to me for help after being ignored by the
council.
I dont know what that says about the power of this column
but it certainly exposes the inefficiency of the councils
housing department who are laughably paying a security firm nearly
£50,000 a year to keep the building safe and secure!
Will Daniel put a spell on the girls?
I HEAR that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe (pictured)
has tired of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is
joining the Camden School for Girls sixth form.
When I called up the school I spoke to a cagey member of staff
who pleaded ignorance. And anyway, even if someone does
have a place they still might choose to go to another school in
the end, she added.
Still, word on the playground is that the movie moptop has been
seen coming in for an interview and has been accepted.
Sightings of Quidditch equipment have yet to be confirmed.

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